Funny Hot Temperature Jokes for Kids

What's the best way to guess the temperature at the top of a mountain?

Climate.

The oven temperature was having fun getting high so the cookies decided to join in

They got baked

What's the interior temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

A meteorology student did research on the necessity of temperature change when he was in college.

It was a degree requirement.

What's the internal temperature of a taunton?

Lukewarm

What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?

Lukewarm

Why does my wife always check the kids temperature when they're sick?

Because the therdadeter doesn't work near as well.

Today's temperature, in Minnesota, walked into a bar

Bartender looked at it and said, "why do you have to be so negative!"

My core temperature has been lowered to absolute zero.

Don't worry, I'm 0K.

I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.

The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.

As a covid detection measure, the eyeglass place took my temperature before I could see the eye doctor.

Does anyone know how I can get it back?

Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.

If you're hot blooded, they'll check it and see.

Nurses in the maternity ward don't want babies to be in shock by the temperature change when they're born.

So they make sure it's set at womb temperature.

I would make a joke about the lowest temperature that can be reached

But there is absolute zero need or want for it.

I had my temperature read today for a Covid screening, and it read 200 degrees

That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.

What is the best temperature scale to use for the ocean?

Shellsius

A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100° temperature...

You will be mist.

Today I found out that the coldest possible temperature is -273 degrees Celsius

All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, it's OK.

My brother tried to ban temperature-based puns...

but I still think they're cool.

They're a hot topic in our house.

Are you taking people's temperature at your son's party?

Only if your dances moves are hot

I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."

"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"

Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?

Yeah, they're calling it global worming.

I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than °C or K for measuring temperature.

F.

I took my 1 year old to the ER with the flu. As the nurse was taking her temperature rectally with the thermometer in the butt, he sympathized with her misery by saying "I know, it stinks."

To which I responded "It certainly will when you take it out." I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.

Star Wars Joke: What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm...

What temperature do you set a toy oven?

Faux hundred degrees.

What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?

I'm a little confused by water temperature...

Who is Luke and why is he warm?

To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.

In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.

Two scientists are trying to come up with a way to measure temperature.

One shows the other a prototype thermometer.

"We haven't figured out what to call it yet, but I need you to tell me what temperature this room is when i turn off the air conditioner so it cools to room temperature."

The other scientist gives him the OK and he walks out of the room to turn off the heater.

"OK, what temperature is it?"

"There's no marks on it!" The other scientist replied.

"Well, tell me the height of the mercury on the inside, relative to length of the bottle!"

"Alright" The scientist says. "In that case, it's fair in height"

My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I've never heard him complain

We need to change the temperature FAST

ThermoSTAT

The temperature in Motown is Three degrees, Four tops

Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops

Because there's a Colt snap!

What's the best temperature to cook a π?

180°

My reaction when I take a trip to the Hoover Dam and the temperature breaks 100°

Exploding Temperature

What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?

0 K Boomer

What's the temperature inside a Tauntaun?

Luke-warm

Absolutely livid. Bought a Hawaiian pizza for dinner and I've just burned it. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.

Credit to @AdamPacitti

Son: Dad, can you take my temperature?

Dad: Nah, you keep it

Cuz its the temperature

Me: I'm taking a college class about what it's like 32 degrees below the freezing point of water.

My friend: Cool, do you mind telling me what it's called?

Me: 0F course.

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What is the ideal temperature for a baby's room?

Womb temperature

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

I lowered my grandpa's temperature to absolute zero

0K boomer

At what temperature are babies born ?

Womb temperature

At what temperature do you cook babies

Womb temperature

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